November 29th, 2009 
Seafoodpuncher We all like breasts.
But when jiggling masses of white meat get in the way of a normal sex life, it’s an obvious sign that things have gone too far.
Domesticated turkeys have expanded to the point where natural reproduction is impossible. These over- bred monstrosities may be tasty, but with no one around to help out with the chick making process, these birds would be extinct within 10 years.
I don’t know if I approve of their lifestyle.
Big boobs are OK, but what’s the point if you get nothing out of them…except a VIP pass to the nearest oven.
Genetically engineered turkeys may actually be a masterfully planned scheme…targeting man’s biggest weaknesses: boobies and food.
Who could resist?
Those plump, oversized, brain damaged turkeys prove how devious the food industry really is…
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Mmmhmmm.
@Marvin: haha. you like that? Don’t get too excited, now…
I think that turkey has a bigger cup size than I do.
Dude looks like a lady! I mean, in reverse.
What’s that little stumpy thing? I’m afraid that’s not too appetizing. Tho it would be fun to dress up next year’s turkey in a pink frilly bra.
@Surfie: At least yours are natural…and if they arn’t…then you’re the one who is in charge of the size and the bras that go on them…those turkeys have no idea.
@JD: all turkeys have that stumpy thing….a little tail stump…though, this one may be extra stumpy…maybe it got a collagen injection in there.