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Scary Sale
Halloween. It’s pretty sweet.
I love everything about the holiday, except for ONE thing:
The “Super scary sales”.
“Scary sales”??? Really?
What the f**k is scary about a sale?
It makes me furious!
Stop insulting my intelligence, pharmacy!
You can take your “scary sale” and shove it, outlet mall!
“Scary sale” THIS, coffee shop!
I’ll SHOW you scary, local mattress center!
Ok…the mattress center really is pretty scary ALL year. So I take it back. YOU can have your scary sale.
In any case, the only really “scary sale” I can remember ended up with me buying a box of cereal with a giant beetle crawling around in it. That’s the only sale that’s ever left me screaming.
You expect me to WANT a scary sale??? Are you INSANE?!
It’s just ridiculous. I feel like these people are just taking advantage of my favorite holiday without really grasping the concept of what it’s all about.
It makes me so sad sometimes.
Now, if you were to slap a clown face on a price tag, THAT would make it a really scary sale. Anything with a clown face on it will send me running…which would mean “no sale”. Damn.
So basically the stores don’t change a thing except for the signs out front.
Now add the clown face…
LOL, yes, that clown faced kitty is the stuff nightmares are made of. I don’t get why clowns are so horrifying, when they are supposed to be for kids… but they are. Freaky.
That clown-kitten . . . nightmares . . . can’t talk . . . clown-kitten will get me.
Ahem. I agree: This “scary” EVERYTHING during Halloween has got to stop. Today I went to Dunkin’ Donuts and they actually tried to sell me a “Boston Scream.” Get it? Boston Kreme = Boston Scream? Yeah, terrifyingly hilarious. But of course I bought one. I was not THAT scared.
Marisa: i think because clowns are the spawn of Satan. In fact, it says so in the Bible.
JD:It’s already gotten you JD. Can’t you see the reflection in the window.
But that’s funny about the donut. what the hell is the difference? there is NONE! NONE I TELL YOU!!! But i still give them a B for effort.