Seafoodpunch

They’re coming.

 I can feel it.

They’ve already gotten a hold of everyone else, so it’s only a matter of time before they get a hold of me.

Friggin cold viruses.

I don’t mind you hitching a ride on a couple of my cells…I have a few to spare, I guess…but wouldn’t we both benefit if you didn’t make me cough up a lung and force me to cancel a date on account of the fact that it looks like slugs just left a slime trail on their way out of my nostrils?

I’m more than willing to compromise. I mean, really…If you were smart about it, you’d make me feel AWESOME…you’d make me WANT to jump in front of someone about to sneeze with my mouth hanging wide open, PRAYING that I get a piece of you.

Right now, though, the only benefit of catching a cold is the loss of appetite.

Well, that just SUCKS. You’re going to need to do better than that.

Right now…prepare to FIGHT.

Stupid rhinoviruses. You gotta love the name, though. RHINOvirus…

It gets better: The second most common type of cold virus is known as a type of Coronavirus.

We just got back from Mexico…so it probably makes sense that it’s the coronavirus we’re carrying around.