Seafoodpunch

This has been a terrible month for me. Not only was there a death in the family, but my car has gotten broken into three times, I had to go to Las Vegas (horror of horrors), and now I’m off to L.A…without a clue as to how to get there since my GPS was stolen three days ago.

In any case, I’m going to Mexico to escape from my reality for a while, and hope to come back in one piece next week without any additional travel buddies sneaking a ride back with me…I’m not talking about illegal immigrants (rude!)…but rather all those awesome parasites I like to expose myself to.

Parasites have it so easy! They are the only immigrants I have an issue with…Using my body to sneak into the country. JERKS! 

In any case, we’ll see how it goes. I’m excited just to get shepherded around a boat like a cow that doesn’t have to think for itself. (A cow full of parasites, apparently.)

Ahhhh…a vacation where I don’t have to think! It will be amazing. I’m assuming that’s what it’s like on a cruise.

I’m sure I’ll have a lot to share when I get back,though.

I’m a cruise virgin…so it is a little nerve wracking. I’m just told to wear sunblock, pants with an elastic band and to put on headphones when any of the other passengers mistake me for one of their grandchildren.

Done and done!