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Cupcakes and Muffintops
Aaaah…you know life is going well when you start resembling the foods you enjoy.
Pizza faces and cottage cheese thighs are just a couple of examples.
I never thought I would say this, though: I have had it with all the muffintops in my neighborhood! They are taking over…and I sort of feel left out.
I just can’t bring myself to consume the massive amounts of cheeseburgers and cakes that it takes to turn me into someone that would fit into the jiggling cliques that seem so happy around the lunch table. Or more accurately, I can’t really afford to. Maybe someday…
I guess I could start with the 910 calorie Pastrami Burger at Carl’s Junior…but then I’d probably barf it back up…and that would pretty much make all that hard work a waste of my time.
Alright, I’m gonna go practice anyway! At least I have goals.
Mmm . . . muffins. Muffin tops? Not so mmmm.
what? I thought muffintops where the best part?
What do you mean by “in the neighborhood”? Are you speaking about Castle Putterman?
Marla: LOL! No way. We are more like dumplings than muffintops at the castle.