Seafoodpunch

Pigeons have managed to take over almost every city on the planet.  

Pelicans are the solution! Poisons and nets are messy and timeconsuming. Pelicans, on the other hand, will happily gobble up the occasional pigeon to help out with population control (seen HERE).

Unfortunately, the ingested pigeons would still get the last laugh by contributing to the pelican poop now replacing their own (Plus it’s a little gruesome…I’d have a hard time watching). Damn you pigeons!!

Either way, wouldnt you rather have the massive, gaping maw of a pelican begging for scraps rather than a pigeon? You could pretend that you’re in Greece! Or use the pelican as a wastebasket! Aim and throw…