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Deutschland!
You may not realize this, but I am now in Germany. I don’t know exactly how it all happened…but I think it involved some xanax, valium, alcohol and a flight that still gave me a minor anxiety attack every time there was a little turbulence. Now I get to do it all again in 10 days. Im scared!!!
Anyway, I’m here visiting some family, enjoying currywurst, drinking beers and gaining about 2 pounds a day. Oh happy day!
Here are a couple horrible German jokes to tell your freundchens ( I apologize in advance if you actually read them)…cough…:
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
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Q: Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
A: Germans like to march in the shade.
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“Nein, I said TWO!”
Mmmm. Wurtz. Your German jokes are weaker than non-German beer.
haha. i know! If you know anything german related that’s funny…please let me know. I have no clue.
OMFG I’m a Beaner-Schnitzel!!! What are the odds that my mom is Mexican and my dad German?? It was destiny for me to read this. lol
Corrina: haha, that is awesome!!