Those of you who read the previous post may have come to realize that there is a massive amount of ice cream melting throughout the nation. It is HOT! I guess sweating out a lung is enough for most people to come to this conclusion on their own, but I just want to make it clear...

I woke up before 9am today so I thought for sure that hell had frozen over, but NO…it’s still so goddamn hot!  What is going on?  Alright! I managed to turn on the computer and read my email…and I have to say, I’m very impressed with myself right now. Most people...

So, I’ve been happily unemployed for a couple weeks now and can’t seem to enjoy this little vacation any longer. It’s time to find work, but what the hell am I qualified for? I studied Animal Biology, International Relations and German. I could ship long haired rabbits abroad...

Pigeons have managed to take over almost every city on the planet.   Pelicans are the solution! Poisons and nets are messy and timeconsuming. Pelicans, on the other hand, will happily gobble up the occasional pigeon to help out with population control (seen HERE). Unfortunately, the...

I like my desk messy. Not because it gives people the false impression that I’m busy, but because ANY little piece of crap is entertaining when you need a slight distraction. Before my little collection of plants, toys, photos and snacks I would resort to batting around a ball of lint to...