Nothing is cooler than pulling a crusty, old, headgear out of your face to ensure your fellow classmates that you aren’t really a horse. I had a hard enough time fitting in as the awkward, plumpy, awkwardly dressed, new kid… But that damn metal, torture device propelled me into a...

If there is one thing the world can never have enough of its penguins. I will always welcome their stubby little bodies into my life, and can only dream of the day when a chubby little penguin waddles towards me with its floppy little wings prepared for an embrace. So…if two supposedly...

The eye is always drawn to that obnoxious lint-greedy hole (aka the bellybutton) sticking out in the middle of your gut. It just sits there…waiting…watching… and causing unnecessary drama in all of our lives. I remember drawing a bug-eyed dog for someone’s little...

  So pig flu isn’t really bird flu in disguise, but rather a Frankenstein version of the flu virus that’s made up of a some bird flu, a few pieces of human flu and a couple chunks from the pig flu genome. The porcine (piggy) parts of the virus are tested to determine how...

So I had the pleasure of having my 7 year old cousin flick her floppy little tooth in my face and hear her yell upstairs as Mom pulled it out. Man, what a proud moment that was for my baby cousin. Nobody could escape this kid as she showed everyone the lonely hole that once housed that tooth...