This image is based on a true story I heard through Idothings (we’ll see if this masterpiece gets used there). For now, enjoy the image and remember to keep a nail-gun or stapler  in the medicine cabinet in case you ever saw off a body part by mistake. If you currently don’t...

Do you ever wonder why they’re two different species of lice (i.e. the head louse and crab louse) crawling around our bodies when it makes more sense to just get harassed by one friggin kind of louse? No? Maybe it’s just me then… *Googling* AHA! I knew it! Basically, we have...

Some men enjoy the sensation of sinking into a comfortable couch after a hard day at work, while a doting wife massages their shoulders and asks about their day. Why not combine the best of both worlds and come home to a big, squishy woman you can relax on? I can only imagine how good it must...

The world’s first humanoid robot-Elektro-was created in 1939. He toured the nation and then, like many famous robots, tried to make a carrier in the movie business. Unfortunately, Elektro was typecast as a pervert and didn’t get many roles after starring in the 1960′s classic...

A long time ago… This was going to be the night where I learned that techno music may be enjoyable to listen to, but that getting glow sticks shoved into your face by a guy with orange pig tails sucking on a pacifier is distracting when you want to dance. This was also the night where I...