It’s amazing how a thick layer of fat transforms the most hideous, gangly animal into something you can’t resist hugging. Plump hippos, wrinkled elephants, morbidly obese pugs, and waddling penguins are examples of animals that are all incredibly popular. This is quite possibly because of their bulbous bodies.
Fat seems to have a calming effect on the being it envelops. You may not know it, but the animal pictured above is a Chihuahua. Chihuahuas are crazed, maniacal little beasts and this one was no exception. He was born an insolent puppy who bit anything that walked by. But as the little guy grew to look more like a fuzzy watermelon with a grape for a head (thanks to a carefully formulated diet), he became too lazy to do anything but roll towards the food dish, and lie there wheezing until it was filled. What a good little boy.
The cat down there doesn’t seem to have such a bad life, either. His expression is that of pure joy. Not only that, but it’s claws probably don’t extend out far enough to escape the fat that encapsulates them, so the owner never has to worry about getting scratched. A cat this fat though, is too placid to scratch anything anyway. For a great video on how to overfeed your pet properly click HERE. (Ignore the message at the end)
On the other hand, skinny, decrepit animals-like writhing snakes, sick hyenas or spindly legged insects, leave much to be desired. It is no surprise that evil characters in Disney cartoons bare more resemblance to a walking skeleton than anything else. Nobody is going to trust a person with eyes sunk deep into a skinny face. This is even truer when the person also has sharp cheekbones that poke out of the leathery skin stretched over their faces.
One animal in particular, the Aye-Aye, has been associated with bad luck for decades, mainly because of its long and bony finger. This finger is used for nothing more than plucking unsuspecting, fat, little grubs (also cute) out of trees, but people think it’s a symbol of death. If the aye-aye had been blessed with a big, stumpy finger instead, rest assured that it would be associated with good luck and prosperity instead of doom.
Fat isn’t just for looks either: Ducks float around on their fat chests while jiggling seals are protected from the elements thanks to their padded, buttery hides. Puffer-fish are definitely more appealing after force-feeding themselves water to turn into big spiky balls.
The question is why do we ‘oooh’ and ‘awww’ at fat animals, when we scowl at the sweaty, wheezing, human chubsters who we are forced to make a detour around on the sidewalk?
The concept that fat=cute mainly works for cartoons and animals, but there still are cultures that claim the fatter the woman, the sexier and more comfortable she is…not unlike your favorite couch (more on that in another post).



January 30th, 2009
Seafoodpuncher
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FYI, that is NOT my dog and I dont recommend overfeeding yourself or your pet
That is the largest cat I have ever seen.
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I’m guessing that you got some negative responses about you making your dog fat. LOL- I love when people don’t get the humor (sarcasm).
I have a terrier-mix rescue who did, indeed, fatten up a little too much and I had to put him on “diet” dog food for a couple of months, per vets orders. He’s svelt and sexy once again. hahaha
Sweetie, you just made my day. I’m feeling pretty cute and huggable (and protected from the elements).
Good grief, those are fat pets! They often lose a few years off their lives when they’re that fat, and since they only live to be 8 to 20 years old, that can be a big deal. But being that fat would help keep them from running away when you need to catch them to take them to the vet.
well, i did anticipate some….and i did get them! even with the little disclaimer. You can’t please everyone i guess. But on the other hand, reactions are good.
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Hey, it’s Spunkywulf from DA
This is pure hilarity. That chihuahua, dear God.
Hey Spunky! Thanks for stopping by! Glad you like to laugh at fat animals, just like th rest of us. haha jk.
I took care of that chihuahua a few months ago. She is the sweetest thing ever…but has been put on a diet since then…thank god. Ironically she did get more yippy as soon as her energy level went up…
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