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A soon as a wedding ring slides onto their quivering fingers, a lot of people just let themselves go: Eventually, the finger plumps up like a hot dog overheating in the microwave, and the ring is stuck onto the sausage-finger for good.

The simplest solution for those who can afford it,  is to just get all that fat sucked out. Many people have had their fair share of plastic surgery, so it shouldn’t be surprising that pets are sliced into better looking versions of themselves as well:

Some men sympathize with their dogs after having snipped away their manhood. So, after a visit to the vet, why not take Fido to the nearest plastic surgeon to insert a bigger, better plastic package in the now depressingly bare nether regions?

And what about the female dog? There is nothing cute about a saggy breasted bitch after she has had to nurse dozens of puppies, so why not give the overworked dog a lift and augmentation? It doesn’t end there either: Tummy tucks and face-lifts are also an option for the morbidly obese feline or droopy faced mutt.

Some people just don’t know what to do with their money…(click HERE to read a little more about a Brazilian vet specializing in pet beautifying surgeries.)